“STRENGTH IS BEAUTIFUL”

“NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS HEALTHY FEELS”

“YOU HAVEN’T FAILED UNTIL YOU QUIT TRYING”

“SUCK IT UP NOW AND YOU WON’T HAVE TO SUCK IT IN LATER”

“EXCUSES DON’T BURN CALORIES”

“I WEAR BLACK WHEN I WORKOUT. ITS A FUNERAL FOR MY FAT.”

“LET EXERCISE BE THE STRESS RELIEVER, NOT FOOD”

“WHINING IS FOR THE WEAK. WOMAN UP”

“SHUT UP AND SQUAT”

Possible Company Slogan: “I PUT THE I IN FITNESSE”